dextop

how Indian tech support scammers pronounce Desktop due to their accent

Sir, your dextop has been highly infected with a wirus
Is it a laptop, or is it a dextop?

by Billiam Beaver July 9, 2018

dextrous

Adverb; To be quick, agile in your work, and talented at that. To complete your job or jobs with much efficiency and control that even your boss or higher ups are forced to give you a raise

I dont need to give an example, I was already dextrous in making this damn definiton.

by Freelance McCoy February 1, 2008

dextrophobia

The fear of objects on the right side of the body

Don't give me the right handed scissors! Don't you know I have dextrophobia?

by tigerwill April 20, 2015

Dexter Morgan

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.

Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.

by Demko1104 January 2, 2011

Dexter Bud

Used when describing really good/potent looking weed. Usually has crystals and is very hairy.

"Yo this is some dexter bud, i just wanna look at it for a while."

by Troy Sanders September 9, 2009

Dexterize

To murder someone vigilante-style as in the hit Showtime series, "Dexter". To kill someone evil, who deserves it.

Someone should really Dexterize that scumbag.

by Sopranonurse January 24, 2011

dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

by dorothy parker March 3, 2014