Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Dutch oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

Dutch Timebomb

The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.

"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."

by Ali bongo January 18, 2010

dutch ghost ride

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.

Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.

by robkapfer2 July 9, 2011

chop a dutch

to split a Dutchmaster cigar and fill it with marijuana

G-Eazy: You rappers just talk a bunch. Stress me out, I chop a dutch.

by JBoyTheToy January 6, 2015

dutchaboo

A Dutchaboo is a person who's obsessed over anything even remotely Dutch and thinks he/she is cultured because he/she eaten a stroopwafel, said the word "gezellig" or visited the Red Light District. They also like to insert random dutch words in conversations but can't even hold a conversation in Dutch.

Look at all those dutchaboos!

by 45645646 June 7, 2017