Dutch Tuxedo

A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.

You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!

Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!

by EazyNutz August 29, 2010

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Dutch Pass

When you pass a vehicle which has been sitting at a red light immediately after the light turns green. This usually occurs when another car speeds by you, only to be stopped by the next red light. As you approach, the light turns green, giving you the go-ahead to zoom by and feel superior to the driver you have just passed.

John: Look at this jackass, speeding by just to get to the red light earlier than me.

Alex: The light just turned green and your lane is clear, give him the ol' Dutch Pass!

John: It feels good to be the superior driver.

by Adawgx August 12, 2018

dutch marines

ispuuv

Dutch Marines looks like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary.

by LeafMaster2k17 April 21, 2018

Dutch Q-Tip

Coming in your partner's ear.

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.

by captain_mojo November 8, 2010

Dutch Drippings

The occasional stage between a Dutch Oven and Dutch Delight.

"Whoopshie, just dropped a few Dutch Drippings!"

by Rourke's Bulge August 8, 2016

dutch marines

When two gay guys are sucking each other's dicks while jerking off another set of gay guys that are french kissing in a pool very seductively whilst atop a Turkish battleship being sailed by a Saudi Arabian woman in a burka in the Persian golf off the shore of Saudi Arabia.

Shit, that's a whole set of dutch marines.

by Sir Adolfo Hilter March 12, 2020