When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
by hayseuss July 10, 2005
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Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006
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The act of farting in bed, then sneaking out the covers turning on the bedroom lights so the sleeping partner pulls the covers over thier head giving themselves a Dutch Oven
by Maddog sick cunt August 10, 2017
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Get the dutchie mug.To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
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Get the Dutchabetes mug.An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.
Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?
Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.
Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.
by the_mon_man April 7, 2021
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