humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

Donald Dumpy

A orange cheese ball with a wig who went 4 president
UwU he loves lasagna :3 :3 :3

Look at that ugly orange thing, it must be a Donald Dumpy supporter

by sammyturgeon November 6, 2019

Trumpty Dumpty

Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!

Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Dumpy

A round and firm ass

That rebeccas got a phat/nice dumpy

by Weayyyy May 21, 2020

dumpyface

An unpleasant or humorous facial expression usually captured when a subject is unknowingly photographed. A dumpyface may also occur during a posed group photo. However, this typically only happens to one member of the group.

Say Cheese! Oh, shoot. We'll have to re-take this picture. Cassie has a dumpyface.

by dumpypants August 23, 2011

humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

by littlejimmie July 19, 2019