the dumbledore

-noun, the magic joint that keeps getting you high without ever going down in size.

Yo, are you guys just a bunch of pussies, or is that joint you hitting the dumbledore.

by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013

Dumbledored

Making someone gay after a character has completed his character arc

"Dumbledore got dumbledored by JK Rowling, he is gay now."

by Harrie Karis October 9, 2022

Dumbledore

Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.

Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.

by veronicalovin September 3, 2009

Dumbledore

The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.

You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!

Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?

That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.

Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"

by Fuckin' Queers November 8, 2007

Dumbledore

A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.

" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle April 23, 2018

dumbledore

gay; homosexual; cock lover

Person A:"Joe D is so gay."
Person B: "No way, he's dumbledore!"

by joey, joe d, richlee, and justin November 9, 2007

Dumbledoring

An intense desire to die or to be killed as a means of escape from something worse than death, as seen in The Half-Blood Prince when Dumbledore screams "Kill me!" while drinking the poisoned water.

Dude, I am NEVER drinking Jim Beam straight again! I was totally Dumbledoring last night!

by Bobaganusche June 3, 2011