Dumbness Abounds

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.

Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?

by YAWA March 25, 2021

Rollin' six in my dubbies

A phrase for that potheads use when they're about to get high

"Ya man I was Rollin' six in my dubbies last night"

by Dubexx December 13, 2014

dummies

Something you "get" when someone says or does something stupid. When someone does something stupid, someone can say, "let me get my dummies" and shove their head. However, when someone does skmething stupid, they can say "no dummies" and people cannot get their dummies. If someone calls dummies, they can also call "worldwide" where everyone can get their dummies on the person who did something stupid. As with "no dummies" the person who did something stupid can call "no worldwide" so only the first person to call dummies can "get their dummies."

George: Are humans the same thing as people?
Tom: Let me get my dummies, worldwide!
(everyone comes and pushes George in the head)

Sam wears jeans to baseball practice without knowing it. He realizes his mistake and says "no dummies"

Teacher: If x=1, what is the value of x?
John: the coefficient of y to the power of 6
Herbert: let me get my dummies!
John : No worldwide
(Herbert gets his dummies on John, but no one else can)

by airham April 30, 2008

dubbies

A free refill or complimentary second serving on a beverage in a restaurant. Most breakfast places offer this refill on coffee.

I don't go to that restaurant anymore, these cheap bastards don't even give dubbies on soda.

I was quite hung over and nearly bankrupt that joint thru abusive of their liberal dubbies policy on coffee.

Half Price Happy Hour Wings: Always Free Dubbies on Soda

by Johnny Cudovich November 13, 2007

dumbest

the best of dumb

Johnny is the best one in all of his dumb class. He is the dumbest

by heythewhat February 20, 2012

dummies

fake dope in the form of soap, or dried ice made to look like real dope

yo kid i burnt dat fool thought he had some ready rock, but it was nuthin but a dummies

by zany Zane October 1, 2007

The Dumbest Generation

A book of generalizations of the Millennial generation in the United States. Or more specifically, a book about a rise in ignorance and narcissism in society, pinned solely on the Millennial generation. While some parts of the book are informative in terms of digital learning, much of it's just a rant consisting of "Kids these days don't think like I do, therefore they're dumb."

If you want to see the train wreck that is "The Dumbest Generation" for yourself, and it's available at your local library, borrow it. Don't buy it, it's worth about as much as the Zimbabwean dollar circa 2008.

by Goody Pfeffernusse February 3, 2012