Fuckery duckery

When somebody does something so confusing that it hurts your brain

"David what the actual fuckery duckery are you doing? "

by Megga mind February 15, 2021

Fuckery duckery dock

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock

“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”

by Macynotfound August 15, 2021

duckface

1. The condition of the human face after having sucked over ten thousand cocks.

2. An attempt to appear sexy, via a non-verbal offer to suck a cock. Usually done while posing for a cell phone or other digital camera.

"See? Now you're stuck that way, duckface."

by Greyhair61 March 26, 2012

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

duckets

Derived from Shakesperean English. Slang for money.

1. Where's the duckets?
2. They're my duckets now!

by STF64 June 27, 2005

Duckfuck

When someone accidentally sends “duck” instead of “fuck” as a text message, and immediately sends a corrected, “fuck*” right after

Person a: “hey i hope you didnt forget to take the trash out”
Person b: “duck”
Person b: “fuck*”

Duckfuck. ^^^

by Tenaciousted December 4, 2019