duane

a dumb fucking cunt who takes forever to deliver your food

cass : you fucking duane
alicia : slow ass duane

by duanetta October 23, 2020

Duane

Some 20 something year old fat black guy with a little wang

Guy1:yo did hear about Duane bro?
Guy2:yeah I heard he tried to have sex with his boss to get promoted but he couldn’t satisfy her

Guy1:that’s sad
Guy2:well that’s why she’s still married

by Howdareu July 27, 2019

Duane-amyte

A simultaneous burp and cough. Named after a man whom I work with who does this quite frequently at very high volumes. Also referred to as a Marsplosion, named after his surname.

It's difficult to get any work completed with a Duane-amyte going off every 15 seconds.

by StPhatty October 1, 2007

Duane Moench

An idiot that's obsessed with tractor pulling (pulls his horn a lot too)

That kid there is Duane Moench

by ThisLittlemf April 11, 2020

Dirty Duane

When you’re at work busting for a shit and the toilet is locked so you drop a big steaming shit in the middle of the office and and pick it up and throw it at the guy behind the counter.

Wow that bloke must have been really cranky he pulled a dirty Duane

by Muelzy June 6, 2022

Zak Duane

A slacker that thinks they are a lock for something

You won't go? You're pulling a Zak Duane.

by Zachary Dwayne September 3, 2023

Duane Mattar

Otherwise known as "The giggling Budha"

Duane just won't shut up!
Should we shoot him?
Meh <-(refer to definition)

by el Scorcho October 29, 2004