hairy drooper

A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.

She's a fine hairy drooper that one...

by Gripping journey January 23, 2018

dick drool

The after cum that drips out of your dickhead and cakes your boxers

Yo, Crusty Draws! How about some control on the dick drool, you fuck!

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

drool porn

Drool is leaking saliva from ones mouth. often with desire for something. Porn is porn which you need to fap too. So drool porn is oral with lots of saliva and spit involved.

Damn! I just watched some good old drool porn at drooltube.com

by giraffesfister February 22, 2017

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

droobed up

When a person gets extremely drunk,high,etc.

Chad- "Last night Ted was so droobed up that he started eating tooth paste."

by Jeffery Davis June 6, 2010

Drooling Veggie

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)

Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015

droog

Nadsat for 'Friend'. Plural: Droogies.

I'm going out with my droogs to the cinny to shove a pooshka into the grahzny bratchny.

by MoonKnight March 13, 2003