When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017
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Get the DookaDikks mug.I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.
by libohound May 6, 2009
Get the Launch a Dook mug.A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009
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Get the dookie brown mug.nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021
Get the dookenshmirtz mug.To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up
Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!
by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015
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