Family Soup Drinker

Someone who thinks they are god but in fact just drink the soup.

"Nice advice. I've yet to see a decent shot other then mine. Just attitude from folks that don't have a clue." = Makes Jeff a family soup drinker.

by Jeffof the photo world June 17, 2009

starbucks drinker

A cube-dwelling person who works in an office downtown, gets there by driving an enormous SUV, pays full parking in the building garage and lives in a Mc-Mansion in suburbia financed with a sub-prime mortgage.

Look at those starbucks drinkers, they broker than we be.

by KDog93 July 3, 2008

semi pro beer drinker

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)

#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.

by Dr. Cockenstein June 21, 2009

Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

smirnoff ice drinker

a girl

so i offered HER a drink

by Anonymous October 2, 2002

Secret lemonade drinker

A homosexual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.

Rod - I swear Andrew keeps checking my cock out in the toilet!

Mick - funny I thought the same thing! I think he's a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.

by Wellhank December 6, 2012

scotch drinker

One who enjoys drinking scotch . Man or woman who has a taste for culture and appreciates the slow burn of a twelve year old single malt .

I love that I am a scotch drinker .

by Flirty bassman June 12, 2016