The Drift King

A title awarded to the finest of Mario Kart players, specifically ones in college. There is only one drift king to this day. He goes by the name of RTGame.

RTGame: "They used to call me the drift king back in college."
Random person: "Sir this is a Tesco"

by gay.sea.otter August 14, 2021

Tramp drifting

to participate in the motorsport of drifting on a very low budget. Most tramp drifters use "tramps"/"trampers" that cost a few hundred pounds, and are often not road legal such as old BMW`s, Sierras, Volvos, etc but with a few modifications can be just as competetive as high cost drift cars in the right hands.
Stripped interiors, welded differentials and cut springs are a common features among tramp drift cars

I got a Sierra to go Tramp Drifting until I can afford a better track car.

by tarmac surfer September 7, 2009

Stoner Drifting

The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".

I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.

by Leo Dicaprio November 10, 2010

google drift

To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.

"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."

by Hazybear December 24, 2005

DRTFA

Accronym for "Didn't Read the Fucking Article"

Look Snowflake, don't blame me bitch, I DRTFA. But I still know the President is a douchebag.
or
DRTFA -- But look the title is: 'The "Ass-Slapping was Never Done in an Inappropriate Manner.'

by kevlar51 September 24, 2005

driftworks

A UK based drift forum and parts shop, owned by D1GB champion Phil Morrison who all the forum members suck up to. The forum members are mainly keyboard warriors who spend all their time arguing on the forum and hardly ever attend drift days.

New member: Looking to get into drifting, what car should I get?

Forum regular: Use the search button noob, I own an S13 and I have 10k posts on Driftworks so I know better than you!

by asdf518 July 23, 2010

Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.

Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008