Poop deckin'

The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.

After Jake successfully performed his first poop deckin', he exclaimed "You just got poop decked!"

by Poop'n Crunch December 7, 2012

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

lower decking

the opposite of upper decking

to drop a deuce in someones fountain, were the pump is in the bottom, so that it recirculates shit water

Dude, tonight we're lower decking that taint block next door!

by MSTNG45 May 18, 2007

Decking

To have sexual intercourse or perform sexual acts on a beach house deck.

While intoxicated at Cape Cod, Kim enjoyed a nice decking from her husband.

by Chrissiri September 7, 2013

Decking

Passing out drunk at the end of the night.

She is drinking way too much vodka! That girl is gonna be decking by midnight.

by Sheila M May 3, 2007

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

druckin' funk

To be DRUCKIN' FUNK is when you do stupid stuff while or after drinking alcohol.

I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!

by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018