A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.
Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.
by pascooby June 14, 2011
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Person 1 "Hey did you see how much money I won on draft kings?"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"
by SteezySubieToneTrapCard November 22, 2015
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May also be done on treadmills.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 17, 2010
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I work 3PM-11PM all week...I can't wait until draftermidnight rolls around. At draftermidnight, we gonna let it all hang out <insert hacked up Eric Clapton tune in your head here>.
by DCWinPA February 20, 2009
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1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?
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