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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Leaving your gum downtown 

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.
911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

downtown sephora majora 

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay

downtown brown

Low-quality dried-up marijuana, esp. when bought in the ghetto.
I hate getting weed from Kente because he always sells downtown brown at rip-off prices. Best to find a white person to buy from.
downtown brown by KarlFaust February 23, 2005

downtown Charlie Brown 

Originally the phrase mean a less than enthusiastic blowjob; you know, something that gets the job down but leaves all parties feeling dissatisfied. But in contemporary parlance it can signify a lazy or dispassionate attempt to accomplish a mission or assigned objective.
Original meaning:
After a John visits a mediocre prostitute: "I gave that bitch a 10 for that downtown charlie brown."
Contemporary meaning:
After a manager scolds his employees for idleness: "Man, y'all some downtown charlie brown-ass mothahfuckahs."

downtown 

the coolest part of any town, if your in a town and you're looking for cool people to chill with go downtown and make some friends. usually very tight groups of friends reside downtown.
dude have you been downtown lately?
downtown by nonshadecat September 25, 2009

downtown 

He refused to go downtown, even after I did! No more nana for him!
downtown by tee hee November 14, 2002