downsies

A word meaning that you are "down" to do something;
You think something is a good idea, and you want to participate

Friend 1: Do you want to go to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Downsies

by jorman1 April 23, 2011

downsylexia

A hybridization of downsyndrome(downy) and dyslexia. This word is an extreme instance of downy and is reserved for the kind of people who are not only downy but also are unable to process any form of input* or stimuli or appear so. E.g. people who exhibit the symptoms of a deterministic turing machine, in that they are unable to learn.

Wow, what the hell is wrong with you mowenz? I've been telling you for an hour exactly how recursion works, I've drawn you diagrams, quoted from books, give you examples, and even the answer and yet you still are back where we started. Do you have downsylexia or something??

by pandarcrusher June 4, 2009

downskiez

It means awesome, just another way to say down with style.

PERSON 1: I got a new BMX bike!
PERSON 2: NO WAY! That is so downskiez!

by AYOrifficmeygin July 1, 2009

Michigan downsizer

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

by icypoler55 October 8, 2011

Downsies

the word to describe when you are not up, but rather, quite down to partake in usually obnoxious shenanigans. Only, said person does not want to merely say "down" but assert their creatively intelligent IQ level by combining the sounds of ACDC and Mariah Carey in one stunningly grotesque way.

Stranger: "Hey man, you wanna throw water balloons over at the dog park?"
Fun Stranger: "I'm downsies."

by anonymous December 23, 2016

Downsize

When your ex starts dating someone that is or looks much younger than you are , similar to downgrading when your ex dates someone of lesser value than you

"He had the nerve to downsize after breaking up with me! She looks like she's twelve and can't do a split on the dick imo"

by Bitchin June 25, 2015

Downside

A syndrome which produces many symptoms, most notably extreme nausea and terminal depression.

Don't joke about downside, man, my grandma has downside.

by poytuna August 9, 2018