Douchiary

adj. Of or pertaining to the "douche-ness" of a person, and a drastic symptom of "bitchassness".

-Insensitive, crass, emotionally and sexually obtuse.
-Having an affinity for sociopath tendencies as in selfish and conscienceless acts of evil upon one's member.
-Having a morally unrestrained aura

-Typical of a male castmember of "The Real World"

Karl's remark was obscenely douchiary. After blasting his load in his ecology student's ass he proclaimed "Get me some fucking Wendy's or get out!"

by Heidi's blow away cow January 21, 2010

DoucheSlut

A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.

Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Douchist

A(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.

The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.

by Tallymo April 15, 2011

douchiety

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012