douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

Le Douchesac

l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.

On a croise Le Douchesac hier soir au bar.

by boss.haas May 15, 2010

douchebanger

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.

I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.

by kbesque July 6, 2010

douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."

Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.

by kaftw May 21, 2008

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

by Satan333 August 1, 2019

douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.

Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.

by Palionu June 23, 2019

doucheface

a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.

Dude, you took the last of the coffee! Your such a doucheface!

by sniggerrig May 17, 2006