Detroit Doucheballers

A group of basketball players from Detroit that believe that just cause they are from a city with a lot of poverty and thugs that it somehow means they are the best basketball city in the United States. When in actuality they arent even the best basketball city in Michigan (See Flint, Michigan). Basically anyone that plays basketball and is from Detroit.

Yo son that one AAU team from Detroit was talking so much shit when they got off the bus about how they were gonna run this tournament and they left 0-5 and got smoked by 20 twice. They were some true Detroit Doucheballers. Deeeetroit Douuuucheketball!

by Hoosier Daddy 24 October 22, 2009

Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.

The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"

by vingratis March 25, 2009

Douchebill

A jackass wearing a sun visor at a 45-degree angle, so it does nothing to block the sun from his eyes and everything to block the view of the person sitting behind him at a ballgame, theater, etc. Generally, a person who is unaware and/or doesn't give a shit when his actions are annoying the piss out of everyone else around him.

(Alternately, can be used to the visor itself when being worn in this manner.)

"Dude, I went to the game this weekend but couldn't see a damn thing thanks to the fucking douchebill in front of me. Who the hell wears a visor to a NIGHT game?"

by JaneTheRipper July 10, 2009

douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.

Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!

by Old Man River November 7, 2010

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016