by yo_unice August 22, 2011
Get the douched onmug. A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...
by Matt McLean December 28, 2005
Get the douchmug. The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.
by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011
Get the douchemug. by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013
Get the Douche Itmug. A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.
by crazy_birch January 14, 2015
Get the Douchemug. Product mistakenly used under the unfortunate impression that it will improve the environmental condition of the female nether-regions. In fact, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ and use of this product may hinder the "good bacteria" naturally present whose job it is to maintain a state of cleanliness. Should the vagina show signs of infection which would potentially lead to the mistaken impression that douching would be a good idea (unpleasant smell, etc.), one should seek professional medical treatment because they probably have some sort of an infection which can be cleared up properly with medication.
The use of douche, an unfortunately common practice, leads all too frequently to a disruption in the normal self-cleansing vaginal environment, resulting in repeated and worsening symptoms.
Get the douchemug. i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
by levi parker September 5, 2007
Get the douchenessmug.