1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.
That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.
by tabitha11 March 19, 2010
Get the douchismo mug.If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)
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Get the Doucheishness mug.The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.
Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
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'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'
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