dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

dotcomrade

An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."

by epitome of incomprehensibility October 20, 2007

Dotnose

Slang for when something is super obvious,
or written all over your face.

Also when something is very obvious to the surrounding people while that person is oblivious, that person can be called a dotnose.

This word is also VERY offensive to black people.

"This is a total dotnose sitiation"

"You're being a real dotnose John"

by Amyyy! December 17, 2008

Dooomz

Loud and fuzz driven guitar and bass sounds. Usually associated with Stoner Rock and Doom Metal at extremely high spl's and using but not limited to flatted 5ths and the devil's triad.

Dude Black Sabbath totally dooomz

Yo bro does your amp do the thing??
Yep it dooomz hard brah

by Pikey Pikerton August 9, 2015

how you doooin'?

The official greeting of the Wendy Williams show. Sometimes preceded by a tongue click and a quick sultry pose.

Audience member: How you doin', Wendy?
Wendy Williams: How you doooin'?

by Minxys October 7, 2009

dotbomb

The nickname givin to many internet based companies that failed at the end of the 20th century.

I worked for a dotbomb and I am now looking for work.

by DHSOCRAZY November 1, 2004

Dogtooth

When you allow a woman that knows your grandma's name to ride your face and when she is finished you ask her for nothing in return. You do it for the simple fact that her getting off gets you off.

I gave Tammy the dogtooth last night, I was snarling so hard I had to give myself a rabies shot.

by Artgasm86 May 16, 2023