Step-dousch

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.

Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch

by Masterprophet January 2, 2012

Dirty Dorshimer Trail

When A girl attempts to grind on a man, but while grinding rubs shit on his body like a trail from her unwhiped ass.

Hey whats that on your hip?

Oh man, hannuh gave me an old fashioned dirty dorshimer trail.

You lucky bastard!

by Nick Dorshimer October 5, 2007

Dortching

Continuously trying to get a female to like you even though she is showing no interest. Never admitting defeat on a female even though she's shows interest in another man.

"Man I was really Dortching on that girl last night even though she was totally talking to that other guy."

by Tedcankat May 6, 2013

douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

by Missa Britt August 23, 2006

douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009

Curroded douscher

A curroded douscher Is typically a dousche-Bag but just more doushier, making it a curroded douscher.

The guy I went out with yesterday was only talking about him and was so rude. He was such a curroded douscher.

by Yurii August 14, 2011

Dorkche

Part dork, part douche.

San Francisco is becoming overrun by dorkches.

by buttony August 15, 2015