Egyptian Doormat 

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

Egyptian Doormat by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016

Bolivian doormat 

When multiple European men ejaculate onto each other's feet and then step on a woman, wiping the semen on her.

"I heard Katie is a real freak!"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"

Bolivian doormat by Citrum June 7, 2017

three cornered doormat  

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

three cornered doormat by Peter Preston July 6, 2007

weekend doormat 

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

weekend doormat by david dring April 24, 2006

chicago doormat 

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

chicago doormat by Kejax October 7, 2017

Swedish Doormat 

When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.

Swedish Doormat by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

Hairy Doormat 

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.

Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.

Hairy Doormat by TheMonkeKing November 7, 2023