Doof

A hilarious or idiotic doofus.

Joe: I lost the money you lent me. Can I have more?
Jack: No, you doof!

by King Of Hillbillies October 02, 2010

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011

doof

Australian term for a rave, particularly one held in the bush, attended by stinking feral hippies with dogs.Proper Doof music is distressing similar to Goa Trance.

"I fucken hate doof music, it's for drug fucked retards"

by glasrauch April 08, 2003

doof

Someone who is so uncool that they're not even worthy of the entire word "doofus".

he's dresses so horrid he's such a doof.

by bmccclan August 25, 2008

doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

by Joe Drago February 04, 2003

Doof

Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.

"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010