donation

The throwing of money at jehovah's witnesses as you drive down the road. Preferably a type of coin.

We totally pegged a jehovah witness with a donation as we were going down the road.

by Nickels6336 June 21, 2009

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

dontation

n. Dontation: A donation commitment that is never realized.

John presented a large dontation during the office charity drive, but most of his co-workers knew he was a cheap bastard and the money would never materialize.

by Spike-slash-Aimee2015 January 31, 2016

Donagain

An amazing family that is very fucking stupid

That is a "donagain" family that is

by Sitonma face August 13, 2020

Donation

Synonym: "Pledge"

To promise to donate to charity but instead secretly keeping the money whilst taking credit for it.

When confronted, refer to the synonym

"Ms, we did not receive your promised donation"
-- "Yes, you did, I already pledged it".

by NightOwl_00 May 16, 2022

Donation

Is that real!? Did someone give me a million dollars!? No.... It... It can’t be real....

Iam “Did someone give me a 1.5 million dollar donation? Is this real!?”

Hym “It’s probably a scam... and you’re asking ME whether or not reality is real?”

Iam “Eh... You’re probably right...”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.

"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."

by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019