If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
Get the National don’t fucking touch me daymug. by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
Get the D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lolmug. "Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
by anonymous January 9, 2021
Get the Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.mug. You just don’t know how hard I have it right now
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I guess you don’t like me
by anonymous March 12, 2022
Get the I guess you don’t like memug. by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
Get the don’t slap me, Will!!!mug. by miwa! October 3, 2025
Get the don’t cheese memug. 