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National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
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D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
by anonymous January 9, 2021
mugGet the Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.mug.

Don’t dick on me

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me
by stuartc1 July 25, 2021
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I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like themmug.

Don’t Slap on Me (It, Them)

Don’t hate on me, it, them. A common term.
Hey man, you look like shit.”
“Bro, Don’t Slap on Me (It, them).”
by boobiesbopper September 18, 2023
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