Domoshey

-The half-jew that is sleeping with your wife, killing your dog and or cat, and getting your children addicted to drugs all at the same time.

Jack "I need to know the name of the man who is with my wife."
Wife "I know him only as Domoshey"

by DomosheyForLife March 4, 2009

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domesticrate

To live with a partner in a domestic setting, bringing an end to your fun-loving, philandering ways, thusly becoming functionally castrated.

Moving in with my girlfriend and her kids has me feeling domesticrated.

by WallowingCock June 4, 2013

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domeski

Getting Head

by Craven More Domeskis February 5, 2003

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girl: "do you like this color towel for the bathroom or want this color towel..."

guy: "nooooo, please god help me!! no, i'm being domesticated... fratricide, matricide, homicide, suicide, domesticide. i'm putting up curtains... & screwing in little lights over the sink." - Henry Rollins

by metaball April 24, 2006

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Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

by TimThomas June 11, 2009

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