douchelectual

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.

moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.

by t rex esquire March 4, 2010

douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.

that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.

by jaXXX. April 20, 2007

douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit

megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie

by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit

dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie

by Gemini nine April 21, 2007

doucheloaf

1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies

see also Celine Dion

"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"

"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"

"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"

by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006

douchelympics

word for a place where there are alot of douche bags in one place

i've never seen so many douche bags in my life! we're officially at the douchelympics!

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010