INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

Pee Dinger

When you ask a female if she would like to engage in anal sex, and while doing so u urinate in her anus with your love stick.

(Me);Hey Craig I just asked this drunk chick if i could pee in her butt...
(Me);She said YES!!!...
(Craig); Nice So your going to give her the Pee Dinger!?!?
(Me); Yup I'm going to stick my dinger right in and let it flow.

by Scandal handler September 16, 2015

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

hitting dingers

When u fucking smash a baseball

Damn son Kent Murphy is hitting dingers.

by Jackson😏🔥😎 February 22, 2017

doingler

a springy attachment to an object, a dangling attachment

I had a doingler at the end of a pole and it drove the dog nuts

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

Dinger Bell

Gyrating your hips and swinging your cock's bell end back and forth across your partner's nose. Usually a pre-fellatio act.

Frank straddled Mary and gave her a dinger bell before she gobbled his knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

dinger dong

refering to the male genetalia. often used to describe a youngins wang.

dont touch my dinger dong you dirty preist.

by megadong July 7, 2009