walk the dog

to masterbate.

last night i walked the dog

by I not telling November 9, 2003

walk the dog

A poker tactic where you have a powerhouse hand and someone is betting into you. Instead of raising, you just let the other person do all the betting for you until the very end.

If I re-raise, he's just gonna fold. Better just walk the dog.

by henry73 September 16, 2005

Walk your dog

Jack off, show your penis who's daddy, J.I.L.L, beat the meat, burp the worm, choking the chicken, hackin the hog.

Hey Luke, did you walk your dog today?

by big greasy timmy November 16, 2010

Walk The Dog

Walk The Dog means to masturbate or wank off.

George: hold on man I have to walk the dog
Gus: ok

by packerskid2008 August 14, 2007

Taking the dog for a walk

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.

Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017

Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

by RNPS July 30, 2009

Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 21, 2019