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walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.
"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.
by skullme June 15, 2007
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.
"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."
by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014
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walking the prairie dog

It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.
"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"

"Just walking the prairie dog."
by winchester666 March 14, 2009
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LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 3, 2003
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Dogwalking

Damn Jenn! She was dogwalking that hoe!
by Kortney Fields February 6, 2017
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