dumpkin

A pumpkin with a large shit taken on top of it. Preferably by a dog, but any other kind of animal (Or filthy human) works, too.

When he let his dog into the pumpkin patch, it became a dumpkin patch soon after.

by Princess Lightbulb October 3, 2009

Dumpkin

A word made by some bros on the way back from Washington : The act of shitting on a toilette while a girl is also shitting on toilette facing each other and porking at the same time.

B-rad joe max and evan all got dumpkins

by a group of mofos from NH June 24, 2011

dumpkin

a man is standng up while a woman sits on a toilet giving the man oral sex. she then starts squirting diarreah out her ass. As the male is about to cum, the woman sticks her hand in her ass and smacks the man in the face with diarreah unexpectedly.

I heard ashley gave thomas a gnarly dumpkin last night, it was so bad that he puked all over her face, and then gave her an angry pirate.

by dave miller November 27, 2006

dumpkin

while taking a shit, doing a funnel. usually done with a close friend as the assistant

"yo derek i gotta shit, hold my beer?"
"fuck that grab the funnel it's dumpkin time!"

by oxcart December 23, 2008

dumpkin

the act of performing oral sex on one's anus while that person is having a bowl movement. usually an act performed by a homosexual

Mike loves to give out free dumpkins to all the boys in his dorm!

by Matt Stokes Mitchell October 3, 2006

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

dumpkin

n. a fat, round protruding lower abdomen

"Oh my, that lady has a really big dumpkin!"

by randomglowstick November 23, 2015