Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

distributer

A part on an engine that makes engine start

Someone that make something or a company

You have no distributer on your car, thats why its not starting

I am a distributer because I own a well known company

by Savannah .T. March 28, 2017

Distributed Power Unit

A Distributed Power Unit or has DPU is when a locomotive is coupled with a another locomotive

“Check It Out! It Is A Distributed Power Unit!”

by Harrison_Ford_Real October 31, 2022

Interstate shit distributer

A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.

Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!

by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020

Levy's Distribution

mathematical algorithm that that creature that you hate, the annoying fly, uses as a flying pattern. unbelievable!
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.

Doug: Levy's Distribution, huh? even here? things are not that random.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Distributing responsibility

Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!

Hym "Oh yeah, he's distributing responsibility, all kinds of shit... Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Social Capital Distribution

Genuine relationships that can be leveraged for either personal or professional gains.

Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé

by livejoyful August 6, 2018