The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.
by Devonous September 21, 2006
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Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.
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The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
by Shunsui May 20, 2011
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May resemble the darkness in light.
First discovered by Rihanna and detailed in a 2008 public service announcement.
May resemble the darkness in light.
First discovered by Rihanna and detailed in a 2008 public service announcement.
You're mind's in disturbia.
by eugepai November 4, 2009
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So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.
by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011
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Distortion can cause breakup, where the headphone can’t handle the power or the low frequencies, which causes sound to crack up.
by Monster Cable May 22, 2009
Get the distortion mug.Discordia means discord in Latin and is also the Roman name for the goddess of chaos, strife, and discord (hence the name) She is also known as Eris or Strife and originated from Greek mythology.
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