Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

distant friends

not close friends but more of a aquntience

We are just distant friends

by A special person December 28, 2008

distant hugger

Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.

girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger

by near hugger February 18, 2010

distatusfaction

Dissatisfaction with one's status.

When he pondered the successes of those around him, and reflected on his own meagre accomplishments; Cecil felt a deep distatusfaction.

by Pseudostew September 7, 2016

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

distanceship

It’s a friendship but long distance so it makes it a distanceship

A: isn’t it hard having a BFF living in a other country?

B: No, our Distanceship is working just fine :)

by Ano!f June 9, 2020