Dominic Discount

When your close friend works at an establishment and never gives you a break on anything you buy. This is made worse if you have just treated him and his date to an expensive dinner the night before.

X: Lets go play some golf at the place your buddy works.
Y: Glad to, but dont expect him to take care of us, the only discount he ever gives his friends is the Dominic Discount.

by PotRight June 26, 2010

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Tire Discounters

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.

"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'

by Ozekat February 1, 2013

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Homie discount

A homie discount is 50% off of the price. A true homie discount is on the house.

Homie 1: Let me get that homie discount.

Homie 2: Alright bruh I'll take 50 off.

Homie 1: Come on man I've been a good homie to you.

Homie 2: Bruh you have been go ahead and take it.

by Stud6969 July 7, 2016

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gay discount

the unofficial discount given to you when the queer salesperson recognizes that you are also a queer; one of the many perks of not being a heterosexual

Queer friend: "The salesguy was a totally hot fag and when he figured out that Christy and I were a couple he gave us the gay discount. The eggrolls are usually $1.00 each, but he gave them to us for half that."
Straight friend: "Damn, had I known about this, I would have converted years ago."

by lucky wendy August 24, 2005

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