Dishwasher

When a female puts soap into her vagina thinking she's cleaning it but really giving herself a higher chance of getting a yeast infection.

Emily: "Are you a Dishwasher , Sarah?"
Sarah: "NO! I don't want a yeast infection."

by SARAHBEAR114 April 27, 2016

Dishwasher

A dishwasher can be referred to as something that washes dishes, but more importantly people starting with Er and ending in Ic.

What the hell is a dishwasher?

by TerrificWork July 21, 2021

Dishwasher

When you blow a load in a chicks mouth, then punch them in the face until some teeth fall out then shake their head around then they spit it out, wallah a dishwasher.

I just gave her a dishwasher boi!

by SpankieSpanks December 12, 2008

Dishwasher

One of two genders, a Dishwashee is feminine and has a vagina. Contrast with a Serial Rapist, the other gender.

Dishwasher: today I will be raped by a Serial Rapist

by Cool Chad Based December 22, 2020

Dishwasher

A very horrible/annoying person. I personally call people dishwashers and they take it as a compliment, but you’re the only one that knows what it means 😉

Someone: HAH I BEAT YOU IN KAHOOT
Me: YOU DISHWASHER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU RAT

by RestInTidePods September 17, 2018

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

Dishwashing

The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.

The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.

by TheDishwasher November 29, 2011