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When the pubic hair on your testis gets outrageously long so you acquire a female to lay down and open her mouth. You then insert soap into her mouth and let her swish it around. When she opens her mouth you insert your balls into the loading zone and she bites the hair off your balls to finish the "washing" process.
Wow my balls are so hairy, time for Monica to wash my dishes in the dishwasher.
by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019
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A very horrible/annoying person. I personally call people dishwashers and they take it as a compliment, but you’re the only one that knows what it means πŸ˜‰
Someone: HAH I BEAT YOU IN KAHOOT
Me: YOU DISHWASHER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU RAT
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by RestInTidePods September 17, 2018
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My totally legit religion... Remember, it is NOT a cult.
"Hey John, did you want to join Dishwasher?"
"What's Dishwasher?"
"Oh! It's my religion I made about me. We do a lot of fun activities!"
"You realize that's a cult, right?"
"You know too much..."
*shoots John*
by Its Cea December 24, 2020
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