discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

by smith.e January 30, 2023

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordian

A member of the discord society

Welcome to the discord! Please read the rules and remember to be a proper discordian!

by Mokovi December 31, 2020

discordian

One who has sexual intercourse with baked goods

Based on the way he fucks that pie , I would say he is a discordian.

by Phstnr December 3, 2015

Discordian

A fellow Discord user

Are you a Discordian?

by JustADiscordian May 25, 2019

Discordian

Chenoa.

Hey discordian

Hi I’m chenoa🤓

by Kvwe September 9, 2020

Discordian

It's like the word 'American' but used for anything that has an origin coming from the social media platform Discord or someone who spends a lot of time on said platform, gaining them the title of a Discordian, like how someone who lives in America is called American. Discordians are a wild bunch of people, all of them ranging different personality traits but you're likely to find that they're usually gamer of some sort.

Person A: Hey have you found any cool people yet?
Person B: Yeah. There's this one really hot guy who's a Discordian
Person A: Oh my god!! What a catch~

by Hypotension October 11, 2020