Disasteroid

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.

by vtology February 6, 2025

Disasteroid

A massive deformed, bleeding and infected pustule of a hemorrhoid that absolutely cripples you with screaming pain when a bowel movement is attempted.

JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu March 8, 2025

DISASTEROID

When you need to take a big fucking shit and you're going to explode the fucking toilet.

JIM: AWW FUCK BRO! IM GONNA GO APE SHIT ON THAT TOILET AND RELEASE A FUCKING DISASTEROID.

TOMMY: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!!!! DONT MESS WITH MY MOM'S BATHROOM SHE JUST GOT THAT SHIT RENOVATED. SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DO THAT!!!!

JIM: BROOOOOO!!!! I WON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS AFTER THIS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES.

by 9/11 IS GOVERMENT March 9, 2025

comet disasteroid

Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”

“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name”
“just feels right”

by sunflower01 July 22, 2022