distance chick

Girlfriend that looks really cute, if she is standing on a distance hill.

Me: That's my girlfriend there across the street, isn't she hot?
Dude: I sit next to her in history, she's a total distance chick.

by korgwm October 13, 2013

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distance learning

(n) staring at a teacher on a computer screen instead of going to in-person school because the schools are closed; getting an education from teachers through Zoom calls; going to Zoom school

Distance learning sucks because everyone is getting headaches from too much screen time and it is difficult to learn from teachers who are teaching from the computer instead of in the classroom. Some kids like distance learning because they can log-on with their cameras turned off and play video games all day instead of doing their school work.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 4, 2020

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distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008

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