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Dirty jono

when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.
bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.
by DeepPain May 11, 2022
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Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.
by eggmantart October 16, 2022
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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet
Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day
by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024
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Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024
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dirty luke jones

Act of nutting in your sister called Ella and the next day your friends call you Nutella meaning that you nutted in your sisters hole.
Yo Nutella, how you doing today you dirty dirty Luke jones.
by My.nutted.in.me.help July 14, 2022
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Dirty Tommy Jones

a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones
by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020
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