Dipcrap

A polite way of calling someone a dipshit which means someone is stupid or unintelligent

Beth: " I didn't realise that we lived on an island"
Roberta: " me neither"
Ann: " guys i only found out new york isn't a country"
Bailey: " you three are all dipcraps"

by rr726 June 12, 2014

louisiana dipcan

When receiving oral felatio or a "blowjob", you purposely fail to warn your parter when you are about to ejaculate or unload, apon climaxing you pull out her lower lip and shoot carefully so in the end it will apear she has a huge lipfull of chewing tobacco or dip.

dude 1: so did you talk to your girl lately?

dude 2: nahh she's still pissed as fuck about the louisiana dipcan I gave her the other night.

dude 1: oh haha!!

by niggas mike n dave June 27, 2008

Dipchip

1.A cleaner alternative to dipshit.

2.A dumb or ignorant person.

What is a condom?

Something you forgot to use, ya dipchip!

by Hailee Corin October 27, 2009

dichroscope

A greek word for a dick so long it looks like a telescope.

Look at that dichroscope!

by le pseudonym March 5, 2018

dipshitbigot

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio

This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.

by ForErv July 7, 2018

Dichtungs Dienstag

Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.

Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß

by raidd May 17, 2022

verpöbel dich

German slang that is used to tell someone to fuck off. It has been used since the opening of Maastricht university by Maximilian R. the first. It has since rapidly spread out to Germany, Luxembourg and Belgium's Ostakantons.

Verpöbel dich you drunk Maastricht syndrome effected slut.

Bro, I was using those dumbbells to pump up my biceps verböbel dich you partypumper.

Max you should stop telling people to verpöbel dich, it isn't polite.

by SBEmaastricht April 8, 2016