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1.A cleaner alternative to dipshit.

2.A dumb or ignorant person.
What is a condom?

Something you forgot to use, ya dipchip!
Dipchip by Hailee Corin October 27, 2009

Dichtungs Dienstag

Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.
Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß
Dichtungs Dienstag by raidd May 17, 2022
An old Scots word meaning to wipe; as in, clean.
mop,wipe,clean,freshen-up,wash.
"It's high time you gave that floor a dicht!"
"Go and gie yer face a dicht!"
dicht by Inja November 24, 2007

diphthong 

A vowel combination consisting of a weak vowel and a strong one.

It is more commonly used as an insult, seeing as it is a legitimately funny word.
There is a diphthong in "loud."

YOU'RE A DIPHTHONG.
diphthong by Doyman. October 23, 2007

Zell Dincht 

Zell is a character in the game Final Fanasy 8 who is used as a foil to Squall, the emo main character. He's a zealous dueler and is in love with a geeky library girl. He is also adored by fngirls all over the world. Oh, and dont call him a chicken or he'll gouge your eyes out.
"OMG, Zell Dincht is so frikin hot!"-fangirl
"Is the chicken wuss scared?"- the hot bishie, Seifer, on Zell Dincht
"Booya! It's ass whoopin time!"-Zell
Zell Dincht by DDR godess October 26, 2006

Dichtorscale 

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface
That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale
Dichtorscale by Molly Stong January 9, 2010