Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.

Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß

Dichtungs Dienstag by raidd May 17, 2022

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dicht

An old Scots word meaning to wipe; as in, clean.
mop,wipe,clean,freshen-up,wash.

"It's high time you gave that floor a dicht!"
"Go and gie yer face a dicht!"

dicht by Inja November 24, 2007

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diphthong

A vowel combination consisting of a weak vowel and a strong one.

It is more commonly used as an insult, seeing as it is a legitimately funny word.

There is a diphthong in "loud."

YOU'RE A DIPHTHONG.

diphthong by Doyman. October 23, 2007

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Zell Dincht

Zell is a character in the game Final Fanasy 8 who is used as a foil to Squall, the emo main character. He's a zealous dueler and is in love with a geeky library girl. He is also adored by fngirls all over the world. Oh, and dont call him a chicken or he'll gouge your eyes out.

"OMG, Zell Dincht is so frikin hot!"-fangirl
"Is the chicken wuss scared?"- the hot bishie, Seifer, on Zell Dincht
"Booya! It's ass whoopin time!"-Zell

Zell Dincht by DDR godess October 26, 2006

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Dichtorscale

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface

That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale

Dichtorscale by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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