deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021

Zeig mir deine pflaume

Words of wisdom by the hottes German guitar player ecer.

Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!

by kaulitz_baby January 10, 2011

Dineli

Dineli is a really good friend who you can always trust. Dineli always has your back when you're in a bad situation and will do anything to help you. She is one of the nicest people I know and an awesome swimmer. Also don't get on her bad side, or else!

Dineli: Do you want to have a race in the pool?
Me: Sure
Dineli: 3...2...1...
Me: *swims as fast as can*
Dineli: *curves in front of me*
Me: Hey!

by Dineli's Friend October 3, 2011

Diane Buckley

Diane Buckley is a religious leader and cultist priest. she is normally found in the cultist Diane Buckley office at the mountains. Diane Buckley

Dude have you seen Diane Buckley she is sooooo hot

by lolcat273747272i2i October 18, 2013

dianemarryme

Something you say to Diane if you’re crazy about her and not a dweeb

Steve won’t say dianemarryme because he is stuck in his jump suit

by Michael Edward March 12, 2019

Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner

“What are you doing tonight”
“Deine mutter.”

by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022

grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008