digestible

1. Capable to be digested
2. Capable to be understood

1. For some people, milk is not digestible.
2. That article is not quite digestible. It is a hard-chew!

by jaelee11 March 16, 2008

self-digesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-digesting!

by Yogs March 31, 2007

digitile

The process of transforming a human being into a robot by means of being vaccinated.

I don't want the government to digitile us.

by Paul Atreides The Spiceman March 7, 2022

digestive

(Noun / Adjective) A woman who is just simply plain, no features of merit but not in any way ugly or repulsive either, just so ordinary as to be instantly forgotten, as soon as you look away. Very much similar to the type of biscuit also known as a digestive, from which this term originates.

Finbar: Plenty of nice women in this place...
You: No way man, they're all digestives; let's go to the titty twister...
Finbar: (points) What about her? Shes not a digestive...?
You: Come onnn man! she's the most digestive of the lot!

by dahnor October 26, 2004

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017

Obligatory Digestive

When you want to show your friends that you're drinking alcohol as an underage, but you want to play it cool and not just send them a picture of the alcohol, so you place a random object in front of the alcohol and say that that very object is obligatory when you're drinking.

Ivar was very taggad to get f1 wasted on New Years, and he wanted to let his friend know that he was drinking, but he realised it'd be wierd just to tell them. So he uploaded a picture of some Digestive cookies, with the alcohol clearly visable behind the cookies, to his Snapchat story.

Example: Obligatory Digestive, a picture of a Digestive cookie roll in front of a bunch of alcohol.

by Jakersnaker February 15, 2017