Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020

dicktracked

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.

"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009

Dyckstracted

When the dick is so good you lose focus

She was so dyckstracted that she let him use her credit card, after cosigning for his new car.

by DACK2017 October 23, 2017

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

socially distracted

A person addicted to social networks that has extreme difficulty to perform simple tasks such as talking to her/his partner, personal hygene, get grocery, eating, watching TV and sleeping.

I unfollowed my boyfriend because he is socially distracted.

by hermes2364 February 12, 2010

Dickstracted

Being distracted because your dick is running your mind.

"My girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing...I got dickstracted and have no clue what she was going on about."

by BLaze July 27, 2012