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Dickwaffle

Someone who's so retarded they'd put their cock in a waffle iron because its warm
Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!
by Pyschosus November 5, 2022
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Dickwaffle

Someone who doesn't give a shit what they're doing, but it pisses you off.
Sam: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Ron: " I dunno."
Sam: "C'mon dude, stop being such a dickwaffle."
by Undead Monarch December 18, 2025
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